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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

Posted by LilLadyReg at 12:57 AM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
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Really Funny. I needed a good laugh and the one about the little boy, his grandmother and the tv was equally funny.This is a true story that happened to me. I used to be a Teacher's Aide and one day I wore a shirt with a frog on it and it said, "Look before you leap". then I asked some of our students if anyone knew what it meant. Finally one boy said he did. He said you have to be careful where you go to the bathroom. Blessings, Karen  
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by RoieVanBib (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:11 AM




are you around sister?  
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by Cracker (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:26 AM




This puter won't hardly run I am trying to be Here...Don't know how long it will last  
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by LilLadyReg (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:37 AM




I think I got bit by a spider just hope it's not one of the nasty ones...I'm draggin ass tonight..  
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by Cracker (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:40 AM




Out of the mouths of Babes...Thanks for the Laugh Rosie and the Visit...Have a Great Night  
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by LilLadyReg (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:55 AM




Did You put anything on it??? If it starts looking BAD...Head Your Butt to the DR.!!  
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by LilLadyReg (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:56 AM




what the hell do you put on it? ..I'll keep an eye on it...but Doctor?...you know better than that..  
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by Cracker (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 1:58 AM




Neosporin...You are Your Mothers Daughter  
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by LilLadyReg (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 2:05 AM




yup  
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by Cracker (PM , CC ) on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 2:06 AM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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