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 SLURP.....
 

Posted by LilLadyReg at 1:36 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Ever Think of Being a Pig???...
 


>
> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced
> > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > (Hardly seems worth it.)zurn
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> > If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced
> > to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > (Now that's more like it!)
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> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to
> > squirt blood 30 feet.
> > (O.M.G.!)
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> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to
> > death. (Creepy.)
> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
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> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
> >
> > (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
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> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to
>its
> > body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> > (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
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> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping
>the
>
> > length of a football field.
> > (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> >
> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >
> > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> > (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
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> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
> > people.
> >
> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
> >
> >
> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >
> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> > ( I know some people like that.)
> >
> > Starfish have no brains
> > (I know some people like that too.)
> > Polar bears are left-handed.
> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> >
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> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
> >
> > (What about that pig??)
> >
> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
these
>crazy
>
> > facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe
even
>a
> > chuckle.
> >
> > In other words, send it to everyone! (And God love that pig!).
Posted by LilLadyReg at 1:31 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Today Is a Different Day....
 

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Posted by LilLadyReg at 1:16 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 Subject: Why Sentence Structure is So Improtant.....
 

THIS is why your English teacher wanted you to do your homework! Why Sentence structure is so important...

The boss had to fire someone, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before and I’m not sure quite how to say it, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
Posted by LilLadyReg at 12:59 AM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Feelings.....
 

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