A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said:
"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed
down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, '"Should we eat them here or take them with us?'" " Well, I guess I just panicked.... ..."
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Some times the Devil bites Me in the butt...And I react in a Hurt Childish manner... I am the youngest of 4...and was Always "The Baby"...I realize I'm an old woman now...but in some instances I will always be The Baby. Like it or Not...My Momma and Daddy made it so...Cracker, You have always been a Wonderful Sister. I know I must try Your nerves at times...But still, even after a Lifetime...Your There...Always with Love and Words of Encourgment. For that I Thank You. The grown up side of Me is trying to come out now...So I'll play Nice...Thanks Everyone for putting up with Me. And Thanks BC...That was Nice of You.
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A father wanted to read a magazine but was being
bothered by
His little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the
United States looked Like.
Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new
magazine on which was
Printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small
pieces, he gave it
To Shelby and said, "Go into the other room and see if
you can put this
Together. This will show you our whole country today."
After a few minutes, Shelby returned and
handed him the map,
Correctly fitted and taped together. The father was
surprised and asked
How she had finished so quickly. "Oh," she said, "on
the other side of the
Paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus
back where He
Belonged, then our country just came together."
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