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Posted by LilLadyReg at 8:34 PM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 GAS....
 


A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"


"I'm out of gas," the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?


The bee answered,


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Never Start Frowning, Because You Never Know Who Is Falling In Love With Your Smile.
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Dragonflower has Kindly agreed to Help Me with "Body Works"...another Blog I have. She has alot of Good Info. to Share...Please Stop by soon and check out the New Things to come. It is now a Shared Site...Does that happen often Here on the Stream??? I'm sure it will work out Great...A BIG Thank You to Dragonflower for Her Help!

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 Spaghetti ....
 

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. >>>>> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money  if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back . He would then arrange for the child  support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.  "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,  just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife  obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and  fainted.

On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.  Send extra sauce."

Posted by LilLadyReg at 9:32 PM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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