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 Middle Aged....
 

THEN AND NOW... "Middle Age is having a choice between two temptations...
and choosing the one that will get you home earlier."
      Then: Killer Weed
      Now: Weed Killer

      Then: The Grateful Dead
      Now: Dr. Kevorkian

      Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
      Now: Getting a new hip joint

      Then: Moving to California because it's cool
      Now: Moving to California because it's warm

      Then: Being called into the principal's office
      Now: Storming into the principal's office

      Then: Peace Sign
      Now: Mercedes Logo

      Then: Getting your head stoned
      Now: Getting your headstone

      Then: Long hair
      Now: Longing for hair

      Then: Acid rock
      Now: Acid reflux

      Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
      Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

      Then: The perfect high
      Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

      Then: Keg
      Now: EKG

      Then: Swallowing acid
      Now: Swallowing antacid

      Then: pothead
      Now: potbelly

      Then: Passing the driving test
      Now: Passing the vision test

      Then: Seeds and stems
      Now: Roughage

      Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
      Now: Popping joints

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 Me....
 

Fun!
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 SMALL WORLD....
 

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"

I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man, and they both pour back their drinks.

Curious, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it!" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin!" The men both continue drinking.

Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"

"St. Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."

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 This is My Blog...I'm going to be HAPPY Here!!!...
 

I sure have a GOOD TIME in LIFE!!!

                          

...Thank You, Thank You Very Much
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 Weak....
 

                          

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