Happy Saturday!!...Soon the Blog Crawl will Begin...Have a Wonderful Night Filled with Music, Laughs and Fun with Your Blogging Friends... Sincerely, Rhonda Oh My Word!! I just Heard the Weather... Arkansas, South of Me...and Ohio, North of Me, Are Both Destroyed By Snow ...I'm in the SunShine of Missouri, Thanking the Good Lord Today!!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!

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Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and
so vivid I woke up thinking this could really work. Let me describe it to you briefly...

1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the
United States

2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot
of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone
who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the
ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!

3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats
maintain control of the House and the Senate.

4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day,
after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press
conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!!
Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is
all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it
states that "no person may be elected as president more than twice".
Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the
remainder of Hillary's term---all 4 years of it.

5. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press
conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the
now-vacant office of Vice President. Guess who he picks? Why, Hillary,
of course!!! And she would still be able to run for president again!!!
Please forward this e-mail to all of your Republican friends and to as
many others as you wish to cause sleepless nights... :

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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            Never take life seriously.

          Nobody gets out alive anyway.