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 JOHN (Pioneer) and PAUL....
 

 Thank You for Two GREAT YEARS of Blogstream. For all You Guys do, for All Us Guys...HUGS!!
Posted by LilLadyReg at 12:55 AM - 19 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Sleepless nights for republicans, smiles for democrats!!....
 

Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and
so vivid I woke up thinking this could really work. Let me describe it to you briefly...

1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the
United States

2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot
of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone
who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the
ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!

3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats
maintain control of the House and the Senate.

4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day,
after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press
conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!!
Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is
all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it
states that "no person may be elected as president more than twice".
Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the
remainder of Hillary's term---all 4 years of it.

5. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press
conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the
now-vacant office of Vice President. Guess who he picks? Why, Hillary,
of course!!! And she would still be able to run for president again!!!
Please forward this e-mail to all of your Republican friends and to as
many others as you wish to cause sleepless nights... :
Posted by LilLadyReg at 7:00 PM - 14 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 STRESS .....
 

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

         No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation .

            Never take life seriously.

          Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Posted by LilLadyReg at 6:41 PM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 Chinese Eye Test.....
 

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!

 

If you cannot decipher anything, then try  pulling  
the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
It works

Posted by LilLadyReg at 4:15 AM - 10 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Who Wants to be a Millionaire???....
 


My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'



'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said,

'I'd like to phone a friend.'




That's the last thing I remember.

<00FFFF> Damn woman, she has absolutely
NO
sense of humor!

Posted by LilLadyReg at 12:52 PM - 1 Comment   Add a Comment  
 
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