> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the

> store ONLY ONCE!
> >
> >
> >
> >There are six floors and the attributes of the men
> increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . .
> . you may choose any man
> from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
> cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to
> the Husband Store to find a husband. .
> >
> >
> >
> > On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> >
> >
> >
> >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> >
> >
> >
> >The second floor sign reads:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
> love kids.
> >
> >
> >
> >The third floor sign reads:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are extremely
> good looking.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
> >
> >
> >
> >She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead good
> looking and help with the housework.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!" Still, she goes to
> the fifth floor and sign reads:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead
> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> >
> >
> >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
> sixth floor and the sign
> reads:
> >
> >
> >
> >Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please.
> >
> >
> >
> >Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
> your step as you exit
> the building, and have a nice day!

>
> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced
> > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > (Hardly seems worth it.)zurn
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced
> > to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > (Now that's more like it!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to
> > squirt blood 30 feet.
> > (O.M.G.!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to
> > death. (Creepy.)
> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
> >
> > (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to
>its
> > body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> > (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping
>the
>
> > length of a football field.
> > (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> >
> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >
> > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> > (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
> > people.
> >
> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> >
> >
> >
> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
> >
> >
> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >
> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> > ( I know some people like that.)
> >
> > Starfish have no brains
> > (I know some people like that too.)
> > Polar bears are left-handed.
> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> >
> >
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
> >
> > (What about that pig??)
> >
> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
these
>crazy
>
> > facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe
even
>a
> > chuckle.
> >
> > In other words, send it to everyone! (And God love that pig!).